Posted 24 minutes ago

A FAN-FIC WRITER’S LIFE

impishtubist:

wafelisen:

*Writes a line*

*Procrastinates for an hour*

*Deletes line*

*Watches youtube for an hour*

*Eats everything in fridge*

*Writes a line*

*Thinks deeply about life*

*Feels like tossing the laptop into the ocean*

*Browses Tumblr for an hour*

*Whoa, inspiration strikes*

*Writes 3000+ Words in an hour*

Also applies to original stories.

Posted 50 minutes ago

How I imagine it went down

  1. C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
  2. J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
  3. Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
  4. Tolkien: ...
  5. Lewis: Who am I?
  6. Tolkien: A tree
  7. Lewis: ............
  8. Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree
Posted 1 hour ago
oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

Posted 1 hour ago

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(Source: maryjblige)

Posted 2 hours ago

i'm not an avenger. i'm nobody.

(Source: clintonfbarton)

Posted 2 hours ago

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes)

Posted 2 hours ago

vesperass-anuna:

grantsrookie:

1x01/2x01

YOU DID NOT

THEY LITERALLY REVERSED ROLES AND WAR PAINTS

TELL ME HOW THIS IS NOT /THE/ SHIP OF THE SHOW

Posted 2 hours ago

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

(Source: delgrosso)

Posted 2 hours ago

vesperass-anuna:

wanderingrookie:

vesperass-anuna:

wanderingrookie:

vesperass-anuna:

natasharomanxffs:

clint and ward discuss their mutual failure at people

    ↳ this pot has a very successful relationship. as you frequently complain.

#like imagine if they were bros #and Clint is super devastated when he finds out #and he goes to Natasha because he couldn’t save him like he saved her #and Natasha reminds him that it’s not too late #imagine though

FUCK I NEED TO FIC THIS. BECAUSE MY TWO FAVORITE MCU BOYS.

Do the thing Ves! Do. The. Thing.

Can you help me, though? I need some frame of reference - how did they end up talking or even working together? Should it be AU? Heeelp!

Are they the same age? Maybe they went through the academy together? Why not? Ward is an excellent marksman, just like Clint is. Like Ward never misses. Which is why if Ward wanted to shoot Coulson and Skye when they were escaping in Lola, he could have.

What if they came up in the academy together. Clint is also a loner. Just like Ward. Maybe they were drawn to one another because they were both loners with excellent marksman skill…

But sweetie, Clint is older…. eight-ish years at least. I don’t think he’s Ward’s age.

(Source: waywardspysassins)

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un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

Posted 3 hours ago
tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]

Posted 3 hours ago

[on diversity in media] I think its social responsibility. I think it’s our responsibility to stand up and say what we want. It think if you look at television in the past two years, it’s becoming the decade of the female. Like, all these new shows with female leads. Even if you look at television, as well as cable, as well as films, there’s been a resurgence, as far as the leading woman in Hollywood, which is great. And I think we’re also at the point now…you know, it’s interesting…x

(Source: forassgard)

Posted 3 hours ago

assassinationtipsforladies:

Every dudebro who says these women shouldn’t have taken private nude photos on themselves and then put them on a secure, private server if they didn’t want everyone in the world to see them should have to have every message they have ever sent on OKC dramatically read to their boss, mom, and granny